There are no female cereal mascots are there?
 

Title says it all, really

Dr Kellogg really was a sexless sad sack

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I guess not, I thought the trix bunny was a girl when I was 5 and growing up but then was disappointed when I saw commercials for it.

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pretty sure the modern Honey Loops mascot is female

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can't have enough male anthropomorphic cereal mascots

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I distinctly remember "The Apple Jacks Kids" which was a boy/girl duo

according to the internet this campaign ended in 1992 when I would have only been one year old but I remember these ads continuing into the 90s /shrug

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I have never even SEEN this cereal
All the Apple Jacks ads from around this time I remember had a group of live child actors and the box was just green/red (I was born in 88) I wonder if they just didn't play the ones you saw here in Florida

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isnt jerry seinfeld's bee movie all about trying to fuck the honey loops mascot
I know some women athletes would show up on the wheaties box and there was a strawberry shortcake cereal at some point but gaddamn there really aren't any female mascots lmao

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does this count lmfao
afaik the silhouette woman doesn't show up on the boxes anymore but i definitely remember seeing it when i first tried it, it was alright imo

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Weaties is sorta cheating since they're not full time cereal mascots.

I mean fuck I'll accept it we'll never get to double digits if we demand they be good mascots

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wheaties is cheating because they're real people and not a hot bee

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Welp

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there is the fruity pebbles duo

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It's kinda scary that some kids may only know Pebbles and Bam Bam from cereal and vitamins

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pebbles and bam bam almost killed my brother and I in the 90s with their vitamins

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My Dad showed me a bunch of shows he watched as a kid, and I think there was one with them. I never liked cereal.

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You have to at least know about Flintstones just through cultural osmosis like