I cleaned up a bunch of my friendlists on teh interwebs. Shit was SO cash

FFR:
FC's
0-100: Normal
100-300: Normal Masher
300-500: Masher
600-698: Super-Masher

AAA's
0-5: Not gay
6-10: Still not gay
11-25: Maybe a little...
26-50: Getting there...
51-75: Your shoes cost you a lot of money, I bet.
76-100: You probably AAA'd all the emo songs, didn't you?
101-150: FFR needs moar Fall Out Boy and less Children of Bodom?
151-300: Yeah, you're pretty gay
301-500: PHAG
501-650: You know what? You probably play FFR so much that you have never and will never get laid, and therefore this guide does not apply to you...
651-698: ...or you're Asian

World of Warcraft
Level
1-10: Fag
11-20: Fag
21-30: Fag
31-40: Fag
41-50: Fag
51-60: Fag
61-70: Fag
71-80: Fag

Call of Duty 2: 8/10

COD3: 8.75/10

COD4: 9.5/10

COD:WaW: 9/10

DDR Universe: 7.5/10

DDR Universe 2: 8.25/10

Fable: 9.25/10

Fable 2: 6.5/10 (too easy, first one was better, changed too many things)

Fallout 3: 2.5/10 (boring as hell)

Far Cry 2: 6.5/10

GH Aerosmith: 5/10

GH 80's: 7/10

GH1:7/10

GH2:8/10

GH3: 8/10

Guitar Hero: World Tour: 7/10 (vocal system suxx0rz)

Halo: 9.5/10

Halo 2: 9.25/10

Halo 3: 9.25/10

Incredible Hulk: 2/10

Mega Man 9: 9/10

Portal: 9/10

Rock Band: 9/10 (too easy, no breakneck speed, talkie parts were crap, still a good game though)

RAWK BAND 2: 9.75/10 (fav gaem EVAR!!!)

Saint's Row: 9.5/10

Saint's Row 2: 9.75/10

Soul Calibur: 9/10

Soul Calibur 2: 9.75/10

Soul Calibur IV: 9.5/10

Quake 2: 8.5/10

Quake 4: 6.75/10

WoW: 4/10 (people who play it are PHAGS)

I mean, it takes lots of talent to rip off a song completely and just change the lyrics, right?